Marriages of Convenience
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono. Would she be called Yoko Ono Bono !
If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg !
If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh !
Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no othername,so he
uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes
, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare !
If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck,
divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur !
If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in
show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short,
then divorced and married American football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod
understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy" !!
The Thunder God went for a ride
Hickory Dickory Dock,
She stood on the bridge at midnight,
Anyway the Solution - Not three but ........... People normally miss
the Fs that appear in the three ofs
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Upon his favourite filly
"I'm THOR" he cried - the horse replied
"You forgot your thaddle thilly !"
Two mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one
But the other escaped with only minor injuries
Her lips were all a-quiver.
She gave a cough;Her leg fell off,
And floated down the river.
Bum Bum !
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