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Count the number of times the letter F appears below

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Whose a pretty boy then ?


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Marriages of Convenience

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono. Would she be called Yoko Ono Bono !

If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg !

If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh !

Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no othername,so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes , and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare !

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur !

If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and married American football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy" !!
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Poetry ?

The Thunder God went for a ride
Upon his favourite filly
"I'm THOR" he cried - the horse replied
"You forgot your thaddle thilly !"


Hickory Dickory Dock,
Two mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one
But the other escaped with only minor injuries


She stood on the bridge at midnight,
Her lips were all a-quiver.
She gave a cough;Her leg fell off,
And floated down the river.


Bum Bum !


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NOTICES

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Paris hotel elevator
Please leave your values at the front desk
In an Athens Hotel
Vistors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 am daily
In a Yugoslavian hotel
Flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid
In a Japanese Hotel
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for
In an Austrian hotel catering for skiers
Not to perambulate the corridors during the hours of repose in the boots of ascension
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office
We take your bags and send them in all directions
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
When passenger of foot heave in sight,tootle the horn.Trumpet him melodiously at first,but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigour

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The Solution to the number of Fs
All this talk of Fs reminds me of my end of term report. 6 Fs and a D :-{ The problem was I was concentrating too much on the one subject !

Anyway the Solution - Not three but

SIX........... People normally miss the Fs that appear in the three ofs
Coo Eh !! Let me know how you did stan@scweb.co.uk

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