PULL THE OTHER ONE

What do you call a dear with no eyes ? - No idea
What do you call a stationary dear with no eyes ? - Still No idea

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Read the sentence,at the end of this link,ONCE ONLY counting out aloud the number of times the letter F appears.How many Fs
Marriages of convenience Fun with names
Strange Images of me courtesy of Clatters
Poetry Not
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REAL notices spotted around the world and written by...well let's just say "people whose first language is not English".

The Thunder God went for a ride
Upon his favourite filly
"I'm THOR" he cried - the horse replied
"You forgot your thaddle thilly !"

Hickory Dickory Dock,
Two mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one
But the other escaped with only minor injuries

She stood on the bridge at midnight,
Her lips were all a-quiver.
She gave a cough;Her leg fell off,
And floated down the river.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk
In an Athens Hotel: Vistors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 am daily
In a Yugoslavian hotel: Flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid
In a Japanese Hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for
In an Austrian hotel catering for skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors during the hours of repose in the boots of ascension
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight,tootle the horn.Trumpet him melodiously at first,but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigour

The Solution to the number of Fs: All this talk of Fs reminds me of my end of term report. 6 Fs and a D :-{ The problem was I was concentrating too much on the one subject !
Anyway the Solution - Not three but SIX........... People normally miss the Fs that appear in the three ofs
Coo Eh !! Let me know how you did stan@scweb.co.uk